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This guarantee covers only the direct costs of accessing the site "Corfy's Corner" and its pages and information. The refund does not cover phone charges or internet access fees. Void where prohibited. Recipients of the guarantee must prove that there was nothing on and/or linked to from this site that is of any interest to them. The reader must also prove that he/she is not interested in any topics that can be searched using any of the search engines that are placed on the site. Requests for a refund must also be submitted accompanied by a letter from a parent, guardian, spouse, or boss; an FBI criminal records check; authorization from the recipient's governor; and a note from his or her third grade teacher. Not open to workers of Corfy's Corner Enterprises or Qapla' Incorforated, nor to their families, friends, or acquaintences. Void where prohibited. See store for details. Requests for refunds should be made through the proper channels.
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